1. Snow is ugly. And it is unpleasant. Why are you dreaming of a white christmas?
2. Go-go boys are cute. Why do they always leave an unexplained oily residue on the fingers?
3. You will never meet a nice boy at the club. Go home and watch a rom-com.
4. Grey sweatpants are always ugly. Bhuti, why are you trying to sit next to me in the subway? And why are your thighs all up in my grill? Can you not press your knees together and look straight ahead like everyone else?
5. Facebook is addictive. But at least I'm not on crack.
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ReplyDeleteCampus is a great place to find nice, thoughtful boys. Isn't that part of why we're in grad school?
ReplyDeleteSaarah, there are like 5 boys at my school,and some of them are not even gay. sigh.
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