Report Card

Academic Life: B+
Keletso is a well-meaning student. He has many good intentions that generate many unattained goals. He has trouble focusing on tasks. Key obstacles to his success are (amongst others):
-The reading of novels when he should be studying
-No Parking Bar
-Naps
-Free food events
-www.hulu.com
-www.netflix.com
-www.facebook.com

Social Life: A-
Keletso has mastered the art of foregoing meals (without completely dying) in order to finance his musical-theater habit. He has discovered PBR (the American answer to black label). He knows the barmen and gogo-boys of No Parking bar by name, and he knows the name of one bouncer who doesn't i.d. him anymore. His social life is bi-winning.

Love Life: F
After having a spate of unsuccessful dates and other strange encounters, Keletso has decided to stop receiving sms's between the hours of 9pm and 9am. He has decided to re-kindle his relationship with R (an undemanding statistics package) and is about to purchase a husband pillow.  He takes immense pleasure in eating ice-cream one-spoon at a time from the freezer, and in pretending to be Patti LuPone at the 2008 Tony awards.  His new rule is that a man must be (potentially) at least as interesting as his best book in order to deserve subway time and $2.50 subway fare. Since he is not interested in long-distance relationships, his zoning rule still applies: only men north of 100th on Manhattan island are eligible.