Resolution

Never, never and never again will I creep up behind a friend on the street, at night and say "AAAAAAAGh, AAAAAAAAAgh" while shaking her by the shoulders.

Keletso Makofane
‎10:15pm. An empty(ish) street in Washington Heights.

Walking down 168th I see my friend Mar a few paces ahead of me. Idea pops into head, I implement. I sneak up quickly using stealthy steps, grab her shoulders, shake and say "AAAAAAARGH AAAAAARGH". She turns around in a frenzy and says "AAAAh PUTA!!!".

When Mar turns around, it becomes apparent that she actually is not Mar, she is some other lady with short brown hair and thick-rimmed glasses.

*awkward laugh*